If there’s one trait I’ve inherited from my grandmother, it’s the ability to notice people and intuit the kind of person they are and how they’re feeling. I believe these skills are what led me to become a (self-proclaimed, haha!) pun-dit of sorts. Wordplay comes naturally and spontaneously, and it allows me to connect with people and brighten their day.
Which footballer would work well in a bakery?
Ronal-dough.
Why should you drink water?
It will make you hap-pee.
Why do biologists have good taste?
Because they are people of culture.
How do you insult Google Docs?
Call it a piece of sheet.
What colour is never happy?
Yel-low.
Which bird denies its own existence?
Mai-nah.
What is the secret to avoiding ants?
Developing ant-ibodies.
Which keyboard shortcut can get you into the military?
Command-O.
What kind of cake can make you sing and dance?
A chocolate “gaa-naach” (ganache) cake.
What do you call Pycnonotidae (bird) in Python?
TrueFalse (Bulbul).
How do coders work so fast?
They are quick to GitKraken (get cracking).
Why can’t C Group girls float in the swimming pool?
Because there’s no Boy-In-C (buoyancy).
Why are people in love better at playing basketball?
Because they can feel the lob.
Why do tall people have back problems?
They have lamba-lordosis.
More coming soon…!